Radioactive Dancing Monkeys Wearing Shirts that are Orange
I don’t know what happened.
I left the dancing monkeys wearing shirts that are orange on their own for a bit and they found something.
And, being curious monkeys, they got all into it.
Nobody seems to know what it is except that, whatever it was, it was highly radioactive.
I’m okay. I had a dose of sodium iodine so I should be fine. I’m not exhibiting any symptoms or problems.
The dancing monkeys, however, are being kept in quarantine, in a lead room. They have a single lead glass window so we can still see them and they can still see the outside world.
We don’t know how long they have. We don’t know what the half-life on this stuff is. They could be gone in a week.
Or less.
They seem to be taking it in stride, however. After all, the dance must go on.
So, take a look at what could be some of your… give me a minute… um… what could be one of your fi… um… okay… final… Look, this could be one of your last chances to see… um… the dancing monkeys wearing shirts that are orange, now that they are the radioactive dancing monkeys wearing shirts that are orange.
Say a prayer for them and enjoy… uh… enjoy another dance.
Actually you probably should have taken Potassium Iodide (KI) anti-radiation tablets instead. Of course, both chemicals only protect by saturating the thyroid with iodine so that it won’t be able to absorb Iodine 131 if ingested.
So, unless it’s I131 and you ingested it, you’re probably not protected.
Sorry.