Radioactive Dancing Monkeys Wearing Shirts that are Orange Dance Even Faster
It’s hard to believe that the dancing monkeys wearing shirts that are orange are still dancing.
This in spite of the dose of unknown radiation they received that turned them into the radioactive dancing monkeys wearing shirts that are orange.
As noted yesterday, one side effect of the radiation, aside from glowing a green color, is that they appear to be moving faster and faster.
The doctors and scientists are befuddled. They don’t know if the poor dancing monkeys will die due to the radiation first or speed away into nothingness first.
You see, the slower that molecules and stuff moves, the more solid the material. So, ice is really slow moving water molecules. Speed them up and you get water. Speed them up some more and it becomes water vapor, a gas.
So, will these monkeys turn into a gas and just evaporate away? Or will they at last succumb to the radiation first and simply pass away quietly, hopefully peaceably in their sleep?
We will have to wait and see.
Until then, enjoy another shot of them dancing their little hearts out. As has been said, the dance must go on…
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