Let the Bacon Wars Begin!
Bacon.
Who doesn’t like bacon?
Except maybe Mr. Obama.
Well, in his blog post today, Michael Kwan suggests that two things that make everything better are bacon and cinnamon.
I don’t know that I agree with that. How can bacon make blueberries better? How could it make raspberries better? If bacon cannot, then it falls to cinnamon. I think cinnamon cannot.
However, chocolate can. So, bacon and chocolate are really the two things that can make everything better.
Of course, maybe we should ask an expert, like Mr. Baconpants.
According to his About page, his pairing of choice appears to be bacon and beer.
I don’t know about beer-soaked raspberries though. Bacon and beer may be equally substitutive. Certainly, you can cook a bacon-wrapped hot dog or cook a hot dog in beer (or even cook a bacon-wrapped hot dog in beer). So, it’s not a one or the other proposition.
Still, it wouldn’t be fair to consider bacon and beer as the answer to the question, since Mr. Baconpants’ about page as not an answer to the question. Instead, we are assuming here, which is a bad idea.
At any rate, I digress. I say bacon and chocolate. What say you?
OBVIOUSLY you have never had bacon blooooberries
I’m not sure I’d want to.
I would agree that there is nothing in this world that can not be fixed by bacon or chocolate. Chocolate covered bacon would just save a lot of time, trial and error.
Ha! You were commenting here while I was commenting on your blog.
mmm. Bacon!
Absolutely, chocolate and bacon. Tho I’ve never tried them together. Still, if bacon can’t do it, chocolate can. (With caramel coming in a close second.)
I like bacon followed by chocolate cake.
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I’d go with bacon and cheese, forget the chocolate.