No ideas. Nothing.

So, how about this be another one of those posts where the impetus is on you to imagine that this is a great post?

Start by LOL’ing right now, especially if there are other people nearby who would hear you. That would go a long way toward building the illusion that this post is actually entertaining.

Now, pause for a moment and giggle.

Giggle again.

Good. You’re really getting the hang of this.

Now, get off your chair and start ROTFLYAO. That will really sell it.

Just don’t let them read this post. That’ll ruin the whole thing you’ve just set up. It’ll be better this way. That way, they know you just read something great, but they’ll never be able to disprove it. If you let them see this post, well, the whole thing’s off.

And that’s no fun.

Of course, if you’re home alone, you can still do all the above. Just make sure you’re near a window so your neighbors can see you. They’ll just know you’ve read something great, and their curiosity will be aroused, yet you won’t need to worry about closing your browser so they won’t see this post. Makes things easier on you.

On the other hand, they may just think you’re nuts. But, if you’re the type of person who does the kind of stuff above already, well, I hate to break it to you, but your neighbors watching you through the window already believe you’re nuts. It’s why they don’t invite you to the block parties. Or they do but they all snicker behind your back.

In any event, if you do the above, no harm, no foul. Just don’t hurt yourself. I accept no liability if doing any of the above causes you any harm or problems.

You should know better.

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