Can’t answer that question because no one’s offering me a Klondike bar.

If someone was, this post might actually be interesting.

Why aren’t Klondike bars shaped like bears? Then you could have a Klondike bear bar. Of course, the bear would be naked, so it could be the Klondike bare bear bar.

And, if Bayer bought Klondike, you could have a Bayer bare bear bar.

But that probably wouldn’t happen.

But maybe Klondike could team up with Baer Paint to have a special line of Klondike bars. They could use white chocolate and color them to simulate different Baer Paint colors, then you could have a Klondike Baer bare bear bar. How fun would that be?

It’s fun to say, no?

What would you do for a Klondike Baer bare bear bar?

Probably won’t happen though. What are the odds of a paint company teaming up with a food company? People would worry about whether their bare bear bars were colored with food coloring or paint.

At any rate, they could still do the Klondike bare bear bar. Maybe make a big deal out of it. The Klondike BBB. Bigger, better, bearer.

They could do a beer flavored bar: The Klondike bare bear beer bar. Probably wouldn’t go over well with parents, but adults can have a treat too, no? Why not an adults-only Klondike bare bear beer bar? The grocery stores can check IDs.

Anyway, that’ll probably never happen anyway.

But, I can still hope for a Klondike bare bear bar. How about you?

What would you do for a Klondike bare bear bar?

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