Monday Moonday Maybe
Yes, it’s another exciting day where I’ve got nothin’!
Actually, I had a strange dream last night, but no one really cares about hearing stuff like that, so I won’t bother.
Okay, maybe just a little bit because I’ve got nothin’…
First, the odd thing about the dream is that it had absolutely nothing to do with anything that’s happened in real life or on TV lately. Nothing. The people in the dream were either people I did not know or people I haven’t seen lately either. Sometimes, you’ll see something on TV or something in real life happens, and you’ll have a dream that’s related to one or the other or maybe it’s a weird stepchild of both, but this was none of those things. Just thought I’d explain that first.
Anyway, so there was this guy who had apparently been mean to this other guy in school. And, I guess this girl (who was a celebrity but I don’t know if she was herself or if she was a character) was trying to get the guy to make up for it. But then this guy drags the other guy up on stage in front of a crowd of people (stage performance? high school reunion? no idea) and embarrasses the other guy–the one he had been mean to–royally. So, that guy takes off, upset, probably suicidal and the girl is lying on the floor. She’s either passed out or in shock or something.
Meanwhile this guy (the mean guy, or maybe another guy entirely) had apparently had an affair with a teacher when he was in school. He had been overweight in school and his teacher was apparently hot or something, and they hooked up anyway. Well, now he was all fit and looking forward to seeing his teacher, but now she was obese, and he was very upset at that.
So, anyway, that led to this other scene where some other guy and girl were deciding to go out together in spite of appearances or something, but that scene didn’t last long.
And that led to this other scene where another celebrity actress (herself) was in my backyard doing something. She had papers all over the ground and was treating the ground like a desk or something. And there was this guy(?) bothering her on the telephone. I think he was trying to sell her something. Finally, she got rid of the guy by telling him her husband handles that, whatever that was.
Well, then I was talking to her, and she had a rubber stamp and it was missing a handle. Since I make rubber stamps, I could fix that for her. She thought that was great because she loved rubber stamps. So then I was going to give her my business card, but I was looking for the good business card because, she being a celebrity, I wanted her to have the classier card. (Although I only have one in real life, except for a non-stamp related business where I really do have two different types.)
Anyway, so then I was trying to fix her stamp by attaching a handle, but I drilled the hole in the base of the stamp too large for the handle’s peg, but I figured I could fix it.
But then I woke up.



Don’t eat so close to bedtime if you want to eliminate those crazy dreams. Then again, maybe you want to keep eating close to bedtime so that you will have subjects to blog about? I dunno. I miss real posts over here though.
I miss real posts over here too.
I don’t think I ate too close to bedtime last night. Not any closer than usual.
What is exactly is a real post? I don’t think I have actually had a real post since 2008.
I love reading about people’s dreams. I have vivid, crazy dreams every night. Some are entertaining, some are exhausting. But all involve food.
Wow. That’s a cool dream. Sadly, I never remember my own dreams!