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When the Zombies Roam the Earth

Tuesday, August 24th, 2010

When the past collides with the bright future,
Anything can happen, that is true, for sure.

Zombies run around, wanting for no cure.
Finding brains tasty, undeath they’ll endure.

Running and screaming, people turn azure,
Because the zombies infect them impure.

Into the sunshine, people they do lure.
Sunlight means safety, themselves they assure.

Zombies aren’t vampires, so light not secure.
Alas the people, pity them, fools poor.

Travel now safely, smiles ought not allure,
For where there’re zombies, not marked in brochure.

Twice More with Kneeling

Monday, August 23rd, 2010

Jabberty wibbledy doo.

The mouse ran ’round the flue.

Were you small so could you.

This much I know is true.

Jabberty wibbledy doe.

The mouse went out to mow

With a swollen red toe.

Why? You would like to know.

Jabberty wibbledy does.

The mouse heard quite a buzz.

A bee was stuck in fuzz.

Why she was there? Because.

Jabberty wibbledy done.

Withholding the Evidence of a Blog Post

Sunday, August 22nd, 2010

Is there a blog post here?

Dunno.

Is that what you think you’re reading?

I disagree.

No, I agree.

Yes, this is a blog post.

Such as it is.

Can you prove it is not?

It is on a blog.

It is a post.

Therefore, it is a blog post.

Logical, no?

Substantive, no.

But, a blog post need not be substantive to be a blog post.

I feel like I’ve said that before.

At the very least, blog posts like this are easy and quick to read.

Quick to write too.

Usually.

Though I sometimes do need to pause to think.

Like right now.

You don’t realize it now, but I paused to think.

Feel free to take a pretend pause in acknowledgment.

Nod your head in agreement.

Now stick your left foot in and shake it all about.

Okay. We’re done here.

So, Last Weekend…

Saturday, August 21st, 2010

Anyway, last weekend, I heard about a writer who had sold 30,000 copies of his or her (I think it was her) books just on Amazon.com for the Kindle. I think maybe I shared the link. Or maybe not.

She has six books and has them on Amazon.com and sold those 30,000 copies in under a year. And these were fiction–not the typical “how to” type eBooks that “everyone” says sells so well online.

I thought that would be worth a try.

Unfortunately, I don’t have any finished books to try to do that with.

I do have a completed book I finished years ago, and that I was going to try to self-publish years ago, but I wrote that in grade school and maybe finished polishing it up while still in high school. It’s not really a publishable work (though I thought it was then). On top of that, it’s only a few thousand words long, which is short story territory and not book territory.

So, um, I gots nuthin’.

So, I figured what I would do is set aside at least an hour each day to work on my writing. I have several options to choose from (which is a problem in and of itself). I’ve mentioned many of them before but why not sum up for those who have forgotten, which is pretty much everyone probably.

If you think of novel length as somewhere around 100,000 to 120,000 words or so, here’s what I have. For easy figuring, let’s say a novel is 100,000 words.

I have one work that is about 10% done. This is the one that is actually furthest along. I have others that feel like they are further along, but that’s only because I’ve run the stories through my head so many times, that it just feels like they are further along. This one was originally intended to be a serialized story, but then I got so involved in creating the story that I thought I could get a novel out of it.

For a long time, I didn’t touch it. Unfortunately, I left off at a cliff-hanger. And, while I once knew what happened next, I had forgotten by the time I touched it again. In turn, that meant I kept putting it off, hoping I would one day remember. Well, a few months back (I think), I got past that cliff-hanger. The resolution is pretty much the same as I always intended. It’s the “who” that I had forgotten which meant I wasn’t sure how to get to the resolution. So, I came up with a “who” that may or may not have been my original “who” and went from there.

Also, I think it could be a decent movie or mini-series. Not necessarily a feature film, but maybe a TV movie. It’d sure be better than a lot of the Syfy original movies that air on Saturday nights. Ugh.

Of course, every writer thinks their stuff could be a good movie, so that probably tells you nothing, really.

The kicker here is that I have specific ideas of who I would want to play certain parts. And, you know I would not likely have control over casting, especially not on my first outing, assuming, of course, it even got that far. So, they probably wouldn’t cast the people that could really bring the characters to life, but rather some “name” or something.

Of course, the possibility of a movie actually getting made is, reasonably speaking, slim to none, so why even worry about it? Yet, you can’t help but worry about it. Of course, I could just simply refuse to sell movie rights unless I have casting approval or something, but, there again, narrowing the odds…

Moving on to the next project, it is about 2-3% or so done. I had a couple chapters done, but then I reworked it, so my original first chapters will now be later chapters, so they may or may not need to be rewritten. As for the actual beginning, I think I have maybe 100 words or so on that! Laughable, I know. But, I’ve gotten hung up on the outline. This is actually a prequel to another story I’m working on but I’ve decided to do this one first, because otherwise, as an actual prequel, you’d know how it ends before you got to it. So, better to just do it first rather than set it aside for a prequel later on. Clear as mud?

As I said, I’ve gotten hung up on the outline. I have to fit it to work within certain parameters I’ve already set up for the actual story, which would have been the original story but would now be considered a sequel, maybe. It gets confusing. Anyway, so I have to work around those settings, plus I need to make this story stand on its own. I’ve already changed the lead characters. Readers weren’t feeling it with the original pair of leads. So, now I’ve demoted them. They are still an integral part of the story and part of the main cast of characters, but they are not the leads. Instead, I have a single lead character. But, trying to get him from point A to point B has been a challenge because it has to be done in a way that makes sense and doesn’t feel contrived. Right now, I’ve got a twenty year or so gap between point A and point B. I’m not sure if that’s the optimal way, but I need to show him as a youth so you see where he’s coming from when he’s older.

And it’s been a struggle.

And then there’s another story that is maybe 1% done, if I’m lucky. I have more planned out than what I have written. It’s another that I think could make a decent movie, but it’s also one where I’m not picky about casting. So, from that perspective, it would be a good starting point. Get that done, hope someone would want to make a movie, hope the movie does well, and hope that would give me a track record whereby I might be able to negotiate casting control over the next movie, which would be the first story I mentioned.

Of course, all that just makes me wonder whether I should write screenplays rather than novels. My writing seems to fall somewhere in between. I think I’m more verbose than a screenplay writer but not as verbose as a novelist.

But, maybe that’s just my style and I should go with it. Don’t know.

And therein lies a part of the problem. Which do I tackle and what do I do? And, when I pick one, it feels like I should be working on another. All of that creates for more distraction and contemplation which leads to further procrastination.

I think I developed a bad habit of coming up with multiple ideas. I used to be better able to focus on one thing and get it done. I’d have that passion to tell a certain story. I still have that passion, but it’s split among several stories. And the passion seems to move toward whatever I’m not working on. I need to work at getting obsessed with a particular story rather than jumping about.

I figured it out that, last year, I wrote that eBook of mine in about 3 or 4 months. It took me a six to seven month period, I think. But there was one month where I didn’t do much with it at all because I was waiting on test readers to get back to me. And then there was 1 or 2 months of time spent in editing and formatting the eBook and getting the whole thing all together and ready to sell. In terms of actual writing time, that was just a 3 or 4 month period, during which time I was also blogging and doing other things.

So, in 3 or 4 months (let’s say 4), I wrote an eBook that was about 120,000 words in length, which is novel length. That works out to be over 25,000 words a month. I remember that, when I first started the first story I mentioned in this post, I was writing about 1,000 words each night I worked on it. (Some nights I edited or tweaked.) So, in 3 or 4 months time, I could have a completed novel. (There are some challenges to write a novel in a month.)

Upon reading about that author last weekend, I decided that’s what I ought to do. Last weekend, I checked through my stories and tried to refresh my memory on them.

But, not one day in the past week was I able to actually spend writing. I’ve had other things to do, work for clients, work around the house, and miscellaneous stuff. So, it just hasn’t worked out.

It’s frustrating.

It carries with it, of course, the realization that many writers don’t make enough off of their writing to make a living at it. They work other jobs. So, when there are bills to pay and the economy is bad such as it is, it is difficult to justify spending time on something that may not be able to pay the bills. Sure, there is a passion to get your stories out there, even without regard for money, but there is also the unfortunate realization that it’s something that maybe shouldn’t be prioritized. You know?

Still, it shouldn’t be hard to find an hour a day to set aside, but then you have to get yourself into that right frame of mind. It gets easier once you get yourself into it. Yet, then there is the issue of which to work on, for example. Perhaps over thinking it is part of the problem.

It’s one big bag of frustration. That’s what it is.

Delusions of Blog Posting

Friday, August 20th, 2010

Write write write.

 

Writey write writing write write.

 

Writey writey write writes write write.

 

Writingly writing write.

 

Writey write write!

And the Week Does Not Get Any Better

Thursday, August 19th, 2010

Really.

 

A package I was expecting yesterday did not show up.

So, I just knew it would be here today.

It should have been here today.

I planned on it being here today.

 

So, you can imagine the sad disappointment when the mail came and went with no sign of the package that I needed today.

 

C’est la vie.

It’s Been One of Those Weeks

Wednesday, August 18th, 2010

The week started off on a promising note.

 

And then it’s just been downhill from there.

 

At least it will be over soon.

 

But let’s hope things get better before it is over.

 

Fingers crossed…

 

Still crossed…

Safety in the Office Workplace is Important Too!

Tuesday, August 17th, 2010

Usually, when people talk about workplace safety, you usually think of industrial settings.

You think of machines and equipment that, if you’re not careful, could crush your hand, slice off a finger or possibly kill you.

By comparison, most people think of an office as far less treacherous. And, for those most part, it is. However, safety is not assured and, if you run around with an illusion of safety, you may find yourself hurt or injured by something that could just as easily been avoided.

Since the office environment isn’t completely free of workplace hazards, today’s article (on my other site) covers “Workplace Safety in the Office“.

Your safety is important and you should be aware of potential hazards in your office, whether you work at home or at a business location.

Please check the article out and be safe at work!

Stephen Foster’s Ghost

Tuesday, August 17th, 2010

“De Camptown ladies sing dis song, Doo-dah! doo-dah!”
Stephen Foster, “Camptown Races”, 1850

I blame Michelle for my compulsion to watch (or listen) to this video over and over again…

 

Ghost of Stephen Foster

 

You can learn more about the video in their “Ask SNZ: ‘The Ghost of Stephen Foster’” video.

She linked to it on her blog last week.

It’s playing in the background as I write this…

Because We All Need to Save Money These Days

Monday, August 16th, 2010

These days, we all need to save money where ever we can.

So, with the relaunch of my website (you know, the one with the forums on it), one of the focuses is going to be on tips for saving money.

Today, we started off the week with an article on saving money on groceries. Author Anne Verville presents several opportunities to save money on your next grocery trip. Please check it out.

In forthcoming weeks, more articles will begin appearing on the site. Not everything will be about saving money. There will also be articles on making money as well. Plus, there are general interest articles, educational articles and interesting stuff, so you don’t want to miss out on what we have coming. I may not write about each of them here, so be sure to visit the site to see all the latest content.

Plus, we can post pictures there. So, that’s always a good thing.

And, no, it won’t be like this blog has become. You’ll read good stuff over there.