On Wednesdays, avoid the whipping wrens.
They tend to be really mean hens.
They’ll lift your glasses and break the lens.
They’ll mess up your desk and scatter pens.

Oh, be wary of these vengeful fiends.
They’ll even eat all your kidney beans.
To foul your hair, they have the means.
They’ll even go after kids and teens.

Oh, be careful when heading out the door!
They’ll not end their tricks, they go for more.
Your pockets they’ll pick, and leave you poor.
Try to grab them and like eagles they’ll soar.

Oh, I do implore you to warn all your friends,
Of these sneaky, dangerous whipping wrens.
They’ll invade your kitchens and your dens.
They’ll never stop, not until Wednesday ends.

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