Monday Monday Monday (Phoning It In Again)
Phoning it in again.
Just like last Monday.
Monday Monday Monday.
Today is Monday.
It’s a day unlike any other day.
Because it is Monday.
What’s that, you say?
Hey hey hey!
I would vote nay.
And phone it in again.
But give your horse some hay.
He’ll be hungry until May.
You don’t say?
For breakfast try some curds and whey.
It can’t be hard to stay.
But maybe you must go away.
What’s that, you say?
Phoning it in—it’s not a sin.
Yes. I am phoning it in today.
Just like any other day.
Monday Monday Monday.
Phoning it in again.



You posted this from your cell phone?
Nope. Meant it figuratively, not literally.