Pig Headed Bald Guys of the World Untie!!!
What is a pig headed bald guy, you may ask?
Well, aside from an SEO experiment, a pig headed bald guy could be one of two things.
Pig Headed Bald Guy Type #1
This would be a guy, who happens to be bald, who is stubborn. “Pig headed,” as you may know, is another way of saying “stubborn.” So, in effect, a pig headed bald guy is a stubborn bald guy.
It doesn’t matter whether the guy in question is naturally bald or shaves his head. The key is that he be effectively bald, or hairless or hairless in appearance on the head.
Pig Headed Bald Guy Type #2
This is the rarer of the two. The second type of pig headed bald guy is the type that has a pig head.
Now, at the less literal end of the range, we have someone whose head resembles that of a pig and who is—yes, you guessed it—bald as well. In the middle of the range, we have bald guys wearing face-covering masks of the pig headed variety. At the far end of the range, we have guys wearing actual pig heads.
Fortunately, these are very uncommon because that would be disturbing and a bit messy.
It could also refer to someone who has had a pig’s head surgically implanted on their body. So far as I know, this has only happened on TV and in the movies.
So, there you have it, an explanation of what, exactly, a pig headed bald guy is.
So, now you can go tell all the world—everyone that you know and love—that you know all about pig headed bald guys. They won’t care, of course, and they will probably think you’re nuttier than a jar of peanuts being filled at the peanut factory in Georgia, but you shouldn’t let that hold you back from telling them you know stuff. You never know, they might be impressed you can read. But, I don’t know what your friends really think of you. I’m just guessing here.
Um, very educational? Congrats on beating Bill at this…hope you get a pack of bacon or something as a prize.
Um, very educational? Congrats on beating Bill with this…I hope you get a pack of bacon or something as a prize…