He-Just-Wanted-To-Let-You-Know
Dan is writing in the third person today, and he just wanted to let you know what he just wanted to let you know.
You know?
He-just-wanted-to-let-you-know.
That’s all. He just wanted to let you know.
Know what? Well, does it matter? He just wanted to let you know is all.
Why so many questions? He just wanted to let you know!
No need to make a big deal out of it. No need at all.
Don’t fret. Don’t worry yourself over it.
Relax.
It’s all good.
He just wanted to let you know. That’s all he wanted to do.
Why you need to know what he wanted to let you know, I have no idea. You’re putting too much thought into it.
Chill, dude.
He just wanted to let you know is all.
Peace out.



well, now i know. thanks!
well, now i know. thank you!
Seriously? He just wanted to let you know? Does that mean that he just wanted to let me know too? Or just you?
writing in the 3rd person rocks!