He just wanted to let you know!

That’s all.

You don’t need to keep sending eMails about what he wanted you to know. It doesn’t matter. That’s not really the point.

The point is that he wanted you to know it, not what it actually was that he wanted you to know.

Want. Need. Need. Want. Never mind.

It is only that he just wanted to let you know, to allow you to know, to fill you in on the details.

But, you really don’t need to know those details.

You just need to know that he just wanted to let you know.

Now, stop worrying about it and stop sending eMails regarding it.

Thanks!

Dan is writing in the third person today, and he just wanted to let you know what he just wanted to let you know.

You know?

He-just-wanted-to-let-you-know.

That’s all. He just wanted to let you know.

Know what? Well, does it matter? He just wanted to let you know is all.

Why so many questions? He just wanted to let you know!

No need to make a big deal out of it. No need at all.

Don’t fret. Don’t worry yourself over it.

Relax.

It’s all good.

He just wanted to let you know. That’s all he wanted to do.

Why you need to know what he wanted to let you know, I have no idea. You’re putting too much thought into it.

Chill, dude.

He just wanted to let you know is all.

Peace out.

Oh, Pig Headed Bald Guy,
Do not to all the world tell a lie.
For it would make us all long to cry,
“Why’d the stubborn bald guy lie?”

Oh, Pig Headed Bald Guy,
Whose shiny orb rules the night sky,
Tell us now without a single sigh,
Would you’d like with your burger a fry?

Oh, Pig Headed Bald Guy,
The whole world you cannot buy,
Not with silver, gold nor wheat of rye,
But you should still wear a tie.

Oh, Pig Headed Bald Guy,
The end of this is very nigh,
So let the teardrops out to dry,
And eat a freshly baken’d pie.

What is a pig headed bald guy, you may ask?

Well, aside from an SEO experiment, a pig headed bald guy could be one of two things.

Pig Headed Bald Guy Type #1

This would be a guy, who happens to be bald, who is stubborn. “Pig headed,” as you may know, is another way of saying “stubborn.” So, in effect, a pig headed bald guy is a stubborn bald guy.

It doesn’t matter whether the guy in question is naturally bald or shaves his head. The key is that he be effectively bald, or hairless or hairless in appearance on the head.

Pig Headed Bald Guy Type #2

This is the rarer of the two. The second type of pig headed bald guy is the type that has a pig head.

Now, at the less literal end of the range, we have someone whose head resembles that of a pig and who is—yes, you guessed it—bald as well. In the middle of the range, we have bald guys wearing face-covering masks of the pig headed variety. At the far end of the range, we have guys wearing actual pig heads.

Fortunately, these are very uncommon because that would be disturbing and a bit messy.

It could also refer to someone who has had a pig’s head surgically implanted on their body. So far as I know, this has only happened on TV and in the movies.

So, there you have it, an explanation of what, exactly, a pig headed bald guy is.

So, now you can go tell all the world—everyone that you know and love—that you know all about pig headed bald guys. They won’t care, of course, and they will probably think you’re nuttier than a jar of peanuts being filled at the peanut factory in Georgia, but you shouldn’t let that hold you back from telling them you know stuff. You never know, they might be impressed you can read. But, I don’t know what your friends really think of you. I’m just guessing here.

As I mentioned in my last post, all I get with NewTwitter is a blank page.

It is very sad.

If I were not able to tweet, you would miss out on wonderful stuff like this…

“Guess they really cleaned up the look with #NewTwitter. Nothing but a blank screen.”

Okay. A bit redundant since I said that here too.

But, how about this?

“@contentmanager It’s so very wrong to call Zeus66 a pig headed bald guy. http://t.co/MlfA9MR” (link)

You see? I try to straighten people out. Do you think people should go around calling other people, like poor Zeus66 a “pig headed bald guy“?

Oh, and you’d miss out on great quotes like this:

‘“Real riches are the riches possessed inside.” - B.C. Forbes‘

And the occasionally silliness, like much ado about a pig pencil sock helmet:

“Pig pencil sock helmet. http://twitter.com/dcrblogs/status/1314717667 Pig pencil sock helmet!!!” (link)

You don’t want to miss out on this kind of stuff!

What’s worse than a pig headed bald guy?

Well, that would be NewTwitter, of course.

It’s kind of like New Coke, except worse.

If I switch to the NewTwitter look, I get a blank page.

Guess they really cleaned it up.

I checked the support section and, oh yeah, they have a fix. I should upgrade my browser.

Really? It’s not that old. I don’t have to upgrade my browser to use Facebook.

Hopefully, they hire some web coders who know what they’re doing before they turn off old Twitter.

Otherwise, it may be tweets-out for me.

There are many disturbing ways people find my blog. Here are just a few of them.

“creepy pictures” - Okay. Thanks.

“red button” - Go ahead. Press it.

“naked women” - There are no pictures of naked women here. Sorry.

“creepy men” - No.

“flaming banana” - Okay, I do have one of those.

“hotlover” - Um, okay.

“woman with tail” - Seriously?

“pictures of slipping on ice” - Some people are just mean.

“dancing bunnies” - Yes! I’ve got those too.

“trees add write leave blog comments” - Huh?

“weird nude pic of a part man and part women” - HUH?

“pictures of dancing monkeys” - Yeah. Gots plenty o’those!

“og upi vsm trsf yjod. hppf gpt upi@” - I feel like I should know this one. Oh, wait. I do.

For those of you interested in Internet marketing, here is a selection of my hottest, most recentest* posts on the WarriorForum.

“Can I Become a Millionaire for Free?”

“How Your School Teachers Conditioned You to Fail in Internet Marketing”

“Get Them While They’re Hot! (Seasonal Hot Niches)”

“Easy, Easy Way to Make Extra Money”

“Are You Missing Out on Making an Insane Income Online by Focusing on All the Wrong Things?”

Read. Learn. Make dough. Maybe.

*Yes, I know that’s not a word but it was fun.

You know, I had a week full of thoughtful posts this week.

Okay, really only two days, but that’s still good. I think.

So, I am taking today off from thinking.

Thinking is hard.

So, today is your day to do the thinking for me.

That means you must imagine there is a thoughtful post here today instead of not.

Think hard.

Today is all up to you, so if you’re disappointed in today’s post, it’s your own fault, really.

And that’s the point where many people rest their focus.

“I need money.”

That’s a limiting mindset. It states a problem, but not a solution.

Well, duh, is what you’re probably thinking, but there’s more to it than that.

You see, people stay stuck in the “I need money” mentality and they look for ways to make some money.

However, what they need to be doing is thinking of “How can I earn money?”

It’s a significant difference.

When you approach things from the angle of “I need money,” you’re looking for solutions that benefit you.

When you approach things from the perspective of “How can I earn money?,” it forces you to look for solutions that benefit someone else.

And providing a benefit to someone else is where the money is to be made.