Gimme Gimme Gimme
Ever notice that people that want something for nothing are rarely themselves willing to do something for nothing?
It’s like they want everyone else to do the work for them so they don’t have to do anything.
Which is fine, of course, if you’re paying those people.
But, often, what they want is for those people to do stuff for them for free so that they can make money.
Seriously.
I guess we have reared an entitlement generation, sometimes retroactively.
Maybe we should all try that.
You know, I bet I had an ancestor that was stepped on by a woolly mammoth. He couldn’t hunt well after that. That really set my family back. If it wasn’t for Duktar and his bum leg thousands of years ago, why, I’m sure my family would be well off by now.
I mean, they didn’t have hospitals back then, so Duktar had to spend the rest of his days with a bumpy hideous leg with bits of bone protruding from the skin and yellowing and getting all nasty and dirty and stuff. Sure, he only lived a few weeks after that, because of an infection, but he suffered a lot.
So, remember poor Duktar as you write out a check to me. Okay? Thanks!



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