Wherein I Respond to My Spam
Isn’t it time for your refill?
Nope.
This is why you’re fat!
I bet not.
You are one of the 500 customers chosen to view our site.
No thanks. You can send someone else the invite.
We’re your exclusive pharm source!
No, you’re not.
Sorry, guys, not for you.
Then don’t send it to me!
Someone thought you might be interested in our Internet pharmacy.
Someone thought wrong.
Wholesale pricing you won’t believe!
I bet you don’t believe I don’t care.
Do you need more Percocet?
Nope.
Do you need more Adderall?
Nope.
Start learning forensics!
I’ll settle for watching NCIS. Thanks.
Rapid fire weight loss, Jennifer Aniston.
I’m not Jennifer Aniston.
Rapid fire weight loss, Britney Spears.
I’m not Britney either.
Natalie Portman.
Nope. Guess again?
Girls strip for cameras.
Must be expensive cameras. They usually won’t strip for the disposables.
Do you have a story to tell?
Yes.



I am about to marry a princess from Venuasgellio that has a billion dollars … Steaks every night!