So, Speedy tagged me in a meme or something.

Apparently, the meme is “The Queen’s Meme #71 ~ The SuperBowl Meme” wherein I apparently answer these questions. Well, seeing as I had no other ideas for a post today, I’ll go ahead and do that.

Here we go.

1. In football, the “ball” is not round. Does this concern you?

Yes, but calling it footoblong would only confuse people.

2. Can you decipher just one of the sideline hand signals?

I think one of them means, “If we win, we’re going to DisneyWorld!”

3. What did you think of the halftime show?

The mother of all snorefests.

4. I do not understand why it is so important to knock people down if the object of the game is to get back up and run with the ball. Wouldn’t it be simpler to just toss it back and forth and see who could catch it first?

I think they call that basketball.

5. What is a down?

A very sad player.

6. Besides the obvious testosterone flying around (ladies) and the cheerleaders in short skirts (gentlemen) what else about the game of football fascinates you?

I don’t think I’ve ever seen these gentlemen cheerleaders. Sounds fascinating. A bunch of guys in suits standing at the sidelines, cheering the team on. Do they have gentlemen cheerleaders in the Lingerie Football League?

7. If you could add a rule to the game, what would it be?

More cowbell.

Apparently, I need to tag someone. Probably. So, I’ll tag Meleah and JD, who can title her post “I Answer Silly Football Questions for a Meme So You Don’t Have to.”

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