This Pen Has Been Stolen!
This pen has been stolen from you.
But, it’s okay, that was its due.
For you left it to advertise you.
So, for taking it, you cannot sue.
I just wish maybe it wasn’t blue.
Or with it that I could write a clue.
At least it’s all shiny and new.
Yes, that much is true.
Need more for the rest of my crew.
Or you’ll never see what’d they’d've drew.
for some reason this makes me think of a scene in the movie Liar Liar with Jim Carrey, when he’s freaking out because THE PEN IS BLUE! Do you know what I’m talking about? It was soooo funny!