What would you do if you saw a cow in a bar?

Would you drive her back to the barn in your car?

Would you demand she pay you with milk in a jar?

Would you drive her, would you, how far?

Or would you take her outside, point to the North Star,

And have her find her way back to the ranch of her scar?

Or would you call up the farmer and say, “Here we are!”

And what if she had gone to the bar with a duck?

Would you give them both a ride in your truck?

Or call for them a cab and give them a buck?

If they had no money, would you give them corn to shuck?

Or just kick them out of the bar and wish them luck?

For you, that may take some pluck!

Either way, in your pants your shirt you should tuck.

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