And, Now, for Something Completely the Same
If, by completely the same, you mean something completely different, which would be completely the same as the norm around here, as being different is the primo theme around here, so being different is the same, thus the same is different, which makes being the same being completely different, thus if I try to do something different, that would be the same as what I always do, and if I do something the same, that too remains different, and so we arrive at a point of mutual cancellation where both are true but neither can be true for one to be true means the other is true when really one being true should make the other false, but that’s not the way it works around here, and so you should ponder upon how something can be different yet the same yet different yet the same, all simultaneously, and all explained in this sentence, which must count among the longest run-on sentences ever written, unless someone has written a novel as one big run-on sentence, which is entirely possible as that seems like something someone would do, just for fun and just for the sake of saying they’ve done it and being the person who did it, or the next person who did it longer than the first person who did it, or the person who created an entire trilogy of novels that are three different books but one big long run-on sentence that had to be divided across three printed books because, otherwise, they would be to think to bind using standard binding equipment and, even if something were designed specifically for that book, it would still be unwieldy for the reader to hold in his or her hand, thus it must be a trilogy rather than just one really thick book, but I have digressed from my original point of this post being different, yet the same, yet different while remaining the same.
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