Dear [YOURNAMEHERE],

Your friend, William R. Shuttersgrass, has recommended you read this blog.

Oh, I know you think this message may be spam because you’ve never heard of a William R. Shuttersgrass, but I assure you he knows you quite well, and you should be ashamed of yourself for having forgotten all about Mr. Shuttersgrass and all that he’s done for you over the years.

Including recommending that you read this blog.

Of course, now he is going to be mighty upset with you that you have forgotten him. He had thought that the lack of Christmas cards these past 19 years were the fault of the post office and not because you had forgotten him.

Shame! SHAME!

Poor Mr. William R. Shuttersgrass has been a widower these past eight years, and the only thing that kept him going was his presumed friendship with you.

And, now you say you don’t even remember him!

You better think hard, because I don’t know what this news might do to Mr. Shuttersgrass. It may break his heart.

And, how would that make you feel?

I am disappointed in you for having forgotten William R. Shuttersgrass and his importance in your life.

Sincerely disappointed,
[YOURFRIENDSNAMEHERE]

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