It’s hard to believe spammers can hit a new low, but they can.

This time, trying to bank off of the tsunami that hit a couple years ago.

They even included links to newspaper articles to assure me it actually happened.

Apparently, this bank’s client had $30.5 million in their account.

Since the client died in the tsunami, this account has been dormant all these years.

If no one claims it, it will be turned over to the Hong Kong government.

So, they want me to claim it because I am from the same country as the deceased. And I share other unlisted characteristics.

Whatever that means.

For my trouble, they are willing to give me 30%, the account manager will keep 65% and the bank will keep 5%.

Sad that they take advantage of tragedies like this.

And, you know, you’d think they could offer me a larger share. How about 65% for me and 30% for the account manager? After all, if I don’t help him out, he gets nothing anyway. So, he should be happy with 30%. Greedy twit.

Especially since none of this money is real and he won’t be splitting anything with me. In such a case, I think he could offer me a larger percentage.

But, 30% of 30.5 million dollars? That’s only 9.15 million dollars! Geesh. I used to make more than by winning the European, UN and various other “eMail” lotteries.

The economy must be really bad when even the spammers have to understate the fake money they will give you.

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