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Ereht!

This is a Sunday blog post.

You know, yes, I have let this blog descend into lameness once again.

Not that it ever really found it’s way out.

There was hope for a while, but that just didn’t work out.

At any rate, such is life, I suppose.

Some have quit blogging all together. I know when I look up some previous commenters, their blogs are no longer around.

The list seems to be ever shortening.

Sad? Maybe. But, maybe they’ve moved on to bigger and brighter things.

We may never know.

Just another Saturday, it’s true.

If you thought otherwise, you’re without a clue.

Oh, but don’t let that make you feel blue.

There is no one for you to sue!

So, just try a different hue!

Or go try something brand spanking new!

But be careful not to get stuck in goo.

It’s hard to get off of your shoe.

But, before I go, “Boo!”

Carrying over from yesterday’s theme…

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Yep. I know them too.

Oh, we mustn’t forget pi…

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Yep, I still know ‘em all.

Tomorrow… Numbers!

It’s true: I still have a list.

It’s better than having a cyst.

Like on a hot day, a cool mist.

That’s how cool to have a list.

It’s not like a clenched fist.

Great for when you need an assist.

To join my list, how can you resist?

It should not be easily dismissed.

Do not make me have to insist.

I think you get the very gist.

You should subscribe to my list!

Mark that off of your checklist!

Sign up, I say. Do not desist!

Your arm, I don’t want to twist.

It will not at all hurt your wrist.

With this goal I will persist.

So, please sign up for my list.

Yes, I haz a list now.

In marketing circles, theyz all seyz to me dat I needz a list.

So, now I haz list.

Okay, I have had lists before, and still have some of those lists, but this list is all mine.

Mine, I tell you. MINE!

I will cover stuff like Internet marketing and whatnot.

I’ll not show you how to make a million dollars so you can buy a fabulous yacht and sail out to see and not worry about coming home for months at a time because your bank account will be filling with money from your online money-making empire while you’re gone.

As I said, that’s something you won’t learn on my list.

So, if you’re into that sort of thing, or even if you’re not, please feel free to subscribe. I’ll offer higher quality posts than what you’ve seen lately on this blog.

Okay, maybe not necessarily better, but wordier at least.

Probably.

For the most part.

Well, we’ll see.

Just sign up already.

Thanks.

Remember that elephants are someone too.

They may look grey, but inside they’re blue.

They feel like that when they are not with you.

The online dating sites they might just sue,

For their matches never show up at the zoo.

If they weren’t so big, they’d ride a choo-choo.

But, alas, their size means a li’l train will not do.

Big trains aren’t as fun when stepping in their own poo.

The train car floor is their only loo.

Sometimes they feel dead inside, it’s true!

I bet that’s something you never knew.

But, when they’re happy, your heart they’ll woo.

Elephants do not roar and they cannot moo.

They just raise their trunks and say “Woohoo!”

Blah blah blah.

A ton of people will read this lame blog post.

Blah de blah blah blah.

If you’re feeling blue, know that this is true, you couldn’t write something more lame than this, so don’t feel bad if you’re writing’s amiss, it’s gotta be better than this.

Blah blah blah.

Uh-huh, uh-huh.

Blah blah blah.

Yo, you, yoohoo!

Blah blah blah.

End the madness.

Stop.

Saturday! Saturday! Saturday!

Saturday! Saturday! Saturday!

Saturday! Saturday! Saturday!

It’s not Friday! Friday! Friday!

No, it’s not Friday! Friday! Friday!

Today, it’s all about…

Saturday! Saturday! Saturday!

Saturday! Saturday! Saturday!

Saturday! Saturday! Saturday!

Nothing but Saturday! Saturday! Saturday!

Tomorrow’ll be Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!

It’ll not be Saturday! Saturday! Saturday!