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Fewest Pitches

Sunday, July 31st, 2011

In baseball, pitchers sometimes throw a “perfect” game, that is that no batter reaches a base.

But, in an absolute sense, a perfect game (for a pitcher) would be 81 pitches, which would be 3 pitches per batter, resulting in three strikes per batter, resulting in that batter being out.

Or, alternatively, you might consider a perfect game (for a team) would be 27 pitches, each one resulting in a hit that was caught out. In other words, each batter hits the first pitch thrown and is caught out.

Before checking, in my mind, such a feat would be easier to achieve the lower down the rung you are in the game. That is, you have countless people playing baseball when they are kids. Virtually every grade school has a sports program with baseball. Now, as those kids get older, they are typically merged into larger schools, which means fewer will play junior high baseball. Likewise with the move to high school baseball. And, again, likewise with a move to college baseball.

Then, they may move into the minor leagues. Fewer will reach the major leagues. So, basically, the standout players at the lower levels move up to being professional players. Not always, of course, but generally speaking. So, the standout players in little league are playing against other players far under their skill level. But, once they hit the higher leagues, they progressively are playing others closer to their skill level. So, it’s rarer that someone will standout far beyond the rest.

Now, as far as I can find, no one in Major League Baseball has thrown 27 pitches to win a game. According to Baseball Almanac, the fewest pitches thrown in a complete baseball game was fifty-eight by Red Barrett in 1944.

I haven’t been able to find any games in MLB that were won by 81 pitches, each resulting in a strike. But, in line with my thinking espoused above, it has happened in Little League. In 2009, 12-year old Colby Gage struck 18 batters with 81 pitches in 9 innings of play.

Now we just have to see if any Major League Baseball pitcher will be able to achieve that.

The Spammer Invitational

Saturday, July 30th, 2011

From time to time, I like to post stuff to dis-invite spammers to leave spam comments on my blog.

It doesn’t work, of course, but it’s fun for me.

So, if you are a spammer and comment on this particular post, you are a moron.

If you leave a comment saying how great this post is, I’ll know you are a moron.

If you leave a comment saying how this post helped you with your homework or your college assignment, I’ll know that you are a moron. Either that, or you are going to fail that class.

If you leave a comment encouraging me to keep up the good work because this post is helping a lot of people, I’ll know that you are a moron.

In short, if you’re leaving a random comment on this post, you are most likely a moron.

Hello morons!

Japanese Beetle Grubs

Friday, July 29th, 2011

See these grubs?

I first posted about them on July 23, 2009: “Get Your Handy Hands Off My Grubs!

Anyway, apparently, they are Japanese Beetle grubs.

Cool, eh?

Lightning Redux

Thursday, July 28th, 2011

Recycling an image from October 2009. (”It’s Electrifying!“)

It’s not actually stormy out right now. It’s nice and sunny. Hot though.

Just posting because it’s a cool picture.

McDonald’s to Eliminate Parental Choice

Wednesday, July 27th, 2011

McDonald’s is going to limit choice in Happy Meals. You’ll no longer have a choice between fries and apple slices. Apple slices will be included in every Happy Meal.

Reportedly, 88% of parents were aware apple slices were available, but only 11% ordered them.

So, now the choice will be taken away from them. (See story here.)

You know, I don’t go to McDonald’s often, but when I do, I want fries. I can get apples at home. Maybe a lot of these parents are doing the same. Just because they are letting their kids get fries instead of apple slices doesn’t mean they are feeding them an unhealthy diet. For a lot of people, taking the kids to McDonald’s is a treat.

And, the kids should be able to enjoy that treat and not be forced to get apple slices instead of fries.

Shame on McDonald’s!

Encouraging Spam

Tuesday, July 26th, 2011

I love encouraging spam.

Like the one that encouraged me to keep blogging because I’m helping a lot of people.

Not sure, exactly, what I’m helping people to do.

Fall asleep?

Maybe.

Seems I get the occasional spam for insomnia pills or whatever too.

But, then how do you explain someone thanking me for giving them the answer they’d been searching for for days, when all the post was was a picture of storm clouds?

Then there was the one that so moved some one, that they tossed aside their “embargo” on blog commenting, to leave me a comment saying my post was fantastic. The post was the “Declaration of Independence” which is, indeed, fantastic, but has little to do with weight loss, which was the type of site being linked to in the comment, as well as the commenter’s “name”.

Oh well. Such is spam.

Spam Comments

Monday, July 25th, 2011

Selected quotes (paraphrased) from unapproved spam comments on this blog.

 

“I see you own a good blog.” Fool! You think I’m falling for that line? I’ve seen my content!

“Thanks! This post help me with a school assignment.”
     Fool! You’re gonna fail that one!

“Thanks for another great post!”
     Fool! That post was complete nonsense!

“This is a great topic!”
     Fool! It’s nonsense. It doesn’t even make sense!

 

Spammers make it too easy sometimes.

Sunday Storms

Sunday, July 24th, 2011

A stormy Sunday afternoon.

Oh, well. Rain is good. It’s been hot!

This photo is not from today. It’s a recycled image from a previous post. ;)

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Nothing Is as Nothing As

Friday, July 22nd, 2011

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