Cinco de Julio
It’s cinco de Julio with Julio down by the schoolyard.
With a rhyme that would so ashame the bard.
Oh, you better never eat a ton of lard.
That wouldn’t be good, not for your guard.
This all makes no sense at all, read the card.
Who in this movie would have starred?
Ah, none of it matters! Go play in your backyard!



“Julio down by the schoolyard.”
That’s one of my very favorite Simon & Garfunkle songs!