Mmm. Butter.
Smother your peas in butter and chow down!
If you can afford peas, that is.
And, if you can afford peas, be ready to not be able to afford peas when they end up taking more of your money to pay for studies on the effects of pea consumption on the climate.
And then peas will be outlawed and only outlaws will have peas.
And outlaws don’t pay taxes.
So, at that point, if you have peas, you must be an outlaw, so the whole thing becomes a moot point.
Steal yourself some butter, drown your peas in it and chow down.



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