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And so on…

And over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.

Today is day #1246 of consecutive daily blogging, lame though it may be.

Only four more days to reach #1250.

Yay!

Then we can end this silly charade.

Probably.

Ghetrius um ahno delty sorousi.

Fe, hyrtrusius dema tortiousolirious, en utreesiquet.

Bhahrajinni yepliposi ahsedi uj dema wuro lasqui.

Ja ja ja ja!

Kimertillessi un pinofrolellini, ghe jujipujio. Yot rohrasius en dema ytrolo. Igh ugh, yenni fen, ushi yerti en sowarri wysholoppo. Te?

Trugguijillipoppiroki, endadjero wej frullimolluli sourius. Daht tarunamero sret.

Fe, werolomonino. Jetryiorus en frettersque dema felima coro gurskius.

The phishers are trying real hard now.

Apparently, the FBI had a series of meeting over three days with the United Nations regarding the money that is owed me from the Crown Prince of Nigeria.

They can now release the money to me, but I have to act within the next couple weeks before the FBI’s contract with UPS expires.

Already, UPS has discontinued their COD services, so I need to pay for the shipping of my check or ATM card in advance.

It will only cost me $135 to have my check sent to me, which is a savings they negotiated over the original cost of $420 shipping.

I should disregard any other eMails from “imposters” claiming to have my check or ATM card. The only person I should deal with is “of the ATM CARD CENTRE” and any other messages I receive from imposters should be sent to him for investigation. The funny thing is that it literally says “of the ATM CARD CENTRE” with no name in front of it. It’s just blank. Lazy spammers couldn’t even bother to make up a name and put it there.

At any rate, $135 to mail a check or ATM card? UPS isn’t THAT expensive, even for an overnight envelope. Besides, this is the FBI, why aren’t they using USPS? Stick it in a Priority Mail envelope. That’s only $4.95. I don’t mind waiting 2-3 days for my $850,000 check. Heck, my bank will probably hold it for 2 weeks anyway, so what’s another 2-3 days?

Silly phishers. Tricks are for kids.

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They just played a John Mayer song on the radio.
He seems to write songs the way I’ve done blog posts lately.
That is, in a matter that is incredibly lame.
He gets to a point where he just repeats the same thing over and over.
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You see, he gets to a point where he just repeats the same thing over and over.
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That’s right, he gets to a point where he just repeats the same thing over and over.
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You only know the song has reached an end, not because the lyrics come to a conclusion, but because the song just ends.

Because, he gets to a point where he just repeats the same thing over and over.
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Remembered to blog…

…with 9 minutes to spare!

Oops. Eight minutes. Better publish quick!

So, TMZ is a celebrity gossip show.

You would be hard-pressed to believe they would do something like investigate work-at-home opportunities, wouldn’t you?

Well, spammers aren’t that bright. In a spam I received minutes ago, there was this line that grabbed my attention (because it was hyperlinked and in blue, underlined text: “Heres the page: TMZ Fact Checks 2011’s Hottest Work At Home Jobs…”

Right off the bat, the sender’s credibility is shot.

But, upon reading the whole eMail, that credibility is completely destroyed.

“…I was at home as always browsing on ABCs hometown self-employed section…”

“Heres the page: TMZ Fact Checks 2011’s Hottest Work At Home Jobs…”

Clearly the guy is confused whether he was on ABC’s website or TMZ’s. Silly spammer. At least be consistent in the SAME EMAIL!