Weird Ways People Have Found This Blog So Far This Month
It’s early in the month and the daily averages so far are higher than February’s daily averages.
Why?
I have no idea. So, let’s take a look at some of the keywords people are using to find my blog so far this month…
yellow things - Apparently, that post was quite popular. Guess people love yellow things.
naked women - Always a popular search term, despite this blog not having any photos of naked women.
woman hot man - Not sure what they’re looking for with that.
iou form - Over two years old and still popular.
time hammer - A hammer that lets you travel through time? That would be interesting. Hmm. Best I can offer right now is hammer time.
serial killer pie chart 2011 - Um, what?
underwear fail - I’m guessing this one may have something to do with Lady Gaga.
cybernetic transposition - Self-explanatory, right?
Newton MessagePad 100 - I don’t know who is searching for the Apple Newton MessagePad 100, but they must surely be awesome people.
And, with that, I think I’ll end on a high note, instead of ending with hot man woman. Oy.
According to the ’serial killer pie chart’, an epic underwear fail is responsible for 94% of all serial killings. These statistics were generated via a Newton Message Pad 100, and delivered with a time hammer. A woman hot man conducted the survey, while traveling the universe using cybernetic transportation. Traveling with her, was a naked woman, carrying many yellow things. One member of the Vogon race, offered an IOU form in lieu of an actual response to the survey. Apparently, he was late for blowing up a planet, and did not have time to answer any questions.