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Wednesday, April 27th, 2016



So, I guess that last post was telling, eh?

Regardless, or irregardless depending on your preference though one is right and one is wrong unless you disagree, I should probably tell you where you can find me now.

But, it’s not like anyone is looking so, um, yeah.

Should I Stay or Should I Go?

Tuesday, July 28th, 2015

So, it’s been a while. Surprisingly, I didn’t even have to look up my password. At any rate, the questions of the day are:

a) To blog or not to blog?

b) If to blog, to blog here or start anew?

c) Also, what should we blog about?

By we, of course, I mean me, unless we have guest bloggers, but that gets complicated and who wants that? Plus, you don’t come here to read John Doe’s posts about whatever; you come here to read my posts about whatever. Well, actually, people mostly come here through Google Images to steal photos from my site and use them on their own without permission in a blatant infringement of copyright.

And, yes, I waffle a lot in terms of whether or not to keep this blog going. The key factor is, of course, no one cares.

Seriously, no one cares.

You have to make people care.

You have to make them want to visit.

You have to make them want to come back.

You have to make them want to care.

Then you take their money and buy yourself a private island somewhere and tell them to buzz off.

That’s the cycle of life.

Sometimes, of course, I like to imagine I used to have good content on here. And, yes, I did. There’s probably a lot more nonsense though. The one thing I’ve learned is that when you try to post daily, when you try to give something for people to come here to read each and every day, eventually you go quite mad. And then you start posting pictures of dancing monkeys. And not just a single picture. Oh, no. You do that every day for about a month. A full month of dancing monkeys.

Then you try to get back on course. You try to get back to posting stuff of real substance. And you might succeed for a while, but then you cave and put up a bunch of red lines and call it a post.

Then you reach the point where it seems futile, so you throw in the towel and decide to shut the whole thing down.

Then you change your mind and try something completely different until, of course, you change your mind again. Then there is a long period of silence after which you try again. And then you give up after a couple weeks when you start posting stuff like 50 shades of bunnies. And you follow that up with intermittent nonsense.

And, so, here we are. Hello! What up?

Craft Game: Not So Bright Peeps

Thursday, April 9th, 2015

If you the type that writes books or short tales, from time to time in your works, you may have need of peeps in your tales that do not have a lot of gifts in the smarts part of the brain. This may give you a need to keep their talks in your tales down to a low point of smarts which may be quite a hard thing for you to do.

So, to help get you in that frame of mind for your not so bright peeps, in your two cents’ worth on this blog post, use just words of not more than one sound each. I can tell you that can be a hard thing to do. A hard, hard thing to do.

How hard you will, in a short short time, find out on your own. Could be much more hard than to not use words that have an “e” in them.

Good luck!

Beware the Ides of March

Sunday, March 15th, 2015

No reason.


Just beware.



Pi Day 3-14-15

Saturday, March 14th, 2015



Happy Pi Day!

This one’s a once-a-century event.

Bummer I didn’t post this at 9:26:53 a.m.