So, your spouse wants to move, but you don’t.
So, when the the real estate agent shows your home, make sure to have some of these bones scattered in the basement and in areas of the house where they shouldn’t look but you know they will.
Problem solved. No one will want to buy your house.
Of course, there may be some uncomfortable interaction with the police, forensic crews tearing up your basement floor and some unexpected digging in the backyard, which may ruin your landscaping and also result in getting served divorce papers by your spouse.
But at least you won’t have to move.
Unless you lose your house in the divorce.
You really should think these things through first. But, while you ponder it over, go ahead and order yourself a bag of bones. You might decide you need them after all. If nothing else, they will be awesome for Halloween.
Get yours here: Anatomical Chart Co. Bags of Bones Item #: BONES1